IT WASN’T ME IT WAS HIM!

                                                                         Mr Prabuddha Sunwar 

There’s a hole in the wall

A mess on the floor

And only 1 cake left

When there used to be four, plus

The fish is hard to ignore.

The dog had a trim

With a blunt pastry cutter

Now he’s wearing your nightie

And looks like a complete nutter

And your keys magically

Disappeared down the gutter.

The budgie flew off

Said it needed some room

And doesn’t Gran always

Stick gum to her face?

And surely a carpet’s

Not hard to replace

The toothpaste was switched

With the glue meant or tiling

It sets really quickly

Now everyone’s smiling

And the fire brigade called

Some mistake about dialling

Yes I know he’s a baby

Who can’t leave his cot

But when your back’s turned

He gets up to a lot

Let him try and deny it

I bet he cannot

IT WASN’T ME IT WAS HIM!

A NOVICE DAY

                                                                    Mr Prabuddha Sunwar

                                                                                                       Year 6, Le Cateau Community School

Today I had a problem

when I tried to make my bed.

My blankets and my comforter

got wrapped around my head.

I went to fluff the pillows

but the pillow cover tore,

and feathers flew all over

as I stumbled 'round the floor.

I accidentally grabbed the sheets

and pulled them as I fell.

I have to say, it seems

my day's not starting off too well.

I tripped upon a pillowcase

and landed in a heap.

Good grief! That's it! I'm staying here

and going back to sleep!

SNOWMAN

                                                                                                                   Mr Prabuddha Sunwar

                                                                                                                Year 6, Le Cateau Community School

Once there was a snowman,

Who stood outside the door,

He wished that he could come inside,

And run around the floor.

He wished that he could warm himself,

Beside the fire, so red,

He wished that he could climb

Upon the big white bed.

So he called to the North Wind,

"Come and help me, pray,

for I'm completely frozen,

Standing here all day."

So the North Wind came along,

And blew him in the door,

And now there nothing left,

But a puddle on the floor!